nut hugger
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
of course. lets lasso hookers.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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