You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Did I show you my penis last night?
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
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