Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Randomize
