I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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