No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
I just want nice things and good sex
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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