everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Randomize
