This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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