I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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