I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
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