I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
