Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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