hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
She made me pour olive oil on her.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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