I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
These tits shall not be calmed
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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