why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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