Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Randomize
