Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
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