Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Randomize
