Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
It's never too late to be topless.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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