Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
I got inside last night via doggy door
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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