And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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