I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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