i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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