he shaved USA in his pubs
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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