After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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