I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
now i know why i became what i already was.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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