That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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