bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
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