I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I queefed so loud it echoed.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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