Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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