Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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