have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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