You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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