I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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