but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Is it penis luge time yet?
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
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