I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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