you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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