If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
there was a trapeze. enough said
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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