hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
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