Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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