absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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