i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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