did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
do nipples grow back?
Randomize
