We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
