You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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