How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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