Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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