Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
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