Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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