If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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