I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
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