Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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