Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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