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so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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