So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
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