is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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